Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will...
Faith can move mountains...Doubt can create them
Some people care too much... I think It's called love. - Winnie the Pooh
Never play with the feelings of others,you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time
I will do today what you won't, so I can do tomorrow what you can't.
Listen,you may beat me at Rock Band,but I made the original records,so shut up
If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no
Life would probably be easier if I were atleast good at things.
Much like your inflatable holiday decorations, I look presentable at night but stay in a crumpled unattractive heap during the day.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka
Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too.
Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?
I'm being forced to attend a scrap-book party. On the positive side I have always wanted my suicide to be well documented on acid-free paper
I don't buy fat-free milk because I don't want to encourage cows with body image issues.
Say what you will about Starbucks, but I like having a place to go where I can be certain I'm not the most pretentious person in the room.
I think the best thing about always wearing a clean pair of underwear is you're never really out of coffee filters
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
My motto in life is: If you can’t convince them, confuse the crap out of them!
Do you ever just look at someone and “why” is the only thing you can come up with?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places!
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